Today I'd like to confess that I am literally insane. I wake up at 6:30 in the morning for a majority of the week, and the only days I don't work in the college cafeteria are Tuesday and sometimes Saturdays or Sundays.
I have a migraine headache just thinking about it.
I have a trivial pursuit question that everyone should know the answer to because of the current politics that are surrounding us. Let's see if you know the answer: What is the capital of Iraq?
Guess, guess, guess, and don't look up the answer anywhere -- that's considered cheating. It has to be off the top of your head, on the tip of your tongue. But I guess I can give you a hint. There is a movie theater in Portland that serves pizza and beer that is named after this city.
hopefully you know the answer now. Next question: What fruit grows on trees in bunches like grapes?
And now I am going to sign off and write a rhythmic poem in metric verse...most likely iambic pentameter or something similar because the English language tends to be naturally spoken in iambs, although I personally like anapests the best.